1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" -That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." -That'sAdvertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -That'sTelemarketing
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -That'sPublic Relations
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face. -That'sCustomer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband. -That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything; another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -That'scompetition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -That's restriction for entering new markets
"I am very rich. Marry me!" -That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." -That'sAdvertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -That'sTelemarketing
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -That'sPublic Relations
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face. -That'sCustomer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband. -That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything; another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -That'scompetition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -That's restriction for entering new markets
1 comment:
Very funny marketing explainations. Are you a professional marketer Ada?. You understand about marketing very well..ha..ha. It's good if you are positioned in human relation division. It will many customers come arrive to the company and buy some products of it, or listen to your funny stories about marketing. It's a good feed back of the company, not a bad feed back. Not like me, when I come to a beautiful customer I always recieve a nice hard slap on my face, because Very funny marketing explainations. Are you a professional marketer Ada?. You understand about marketing very well..ha..ha. It's good if you are positioned in human relation division. It will many customers come arrive to the company and buy some products of it, or listen to your funny stories about marketing. It's a good feed back of the company, not a bad feed back, like I do. I always recieve a nice hard slap on my face by my beautiful customer. It's sure, because, I always look her face tightly with a blank fool sight,..ha..ha..You're so funny Ada. Have a great day..
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