Malaysia win over German!

Aku tgh syok2 men internet smbil google pasal WORLD CUP tjumpe pulak gambar nie... Ape2 pun kepada tuan punya gmbar mintak maaf ye... :D

So, can this OCTOPUS PAUL be trusted? Hahahahah~ or perhaps he is choosing the one whose going to lose?

Why Men Die First

I'm studying for tomorrow examination and I feel kind of bored so I went to this site:

WHY MEN DIE FIRST!!

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries... ... but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race... .. you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... ..you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her... ..that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you... ... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks... ... it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet... ... ... .it's male indifference.

If you cry... ... ... ... you're a wimp.

If you don't... ... ..you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her... ... ... you're a
chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you... ... she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... ... . that's domination.

If SHE asks you... ... ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... ... you're a pervert.

If you don't... ... ... ... ..you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... ... ... ... ..you're sexist.

If you don't... ... ... ... ... ..you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape... ... ... ... ... .you're vain.

If you don't... ... ... ... ... .you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers... ... ... ... .you're after something.

If you don't... ... ... ... ... ... ..you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements... ... ..you're full of yourself.

If you don't... ... ... ... ... ... ..you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache... ... ... ... she's tired.

If you have a headache... ... ... ... .you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often... ... ... you're oversexed.

If you don't... ... ... ... ... .there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

Marketing Tips (Gorgeous Girl)

A professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" -That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." -That'sAdvertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." -That'sTelemarketing

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -That'sPublic Relations

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" -That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
your face. -That'sCustomer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband. -That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything; another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him -That'scompetition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. -That's restriction for entering new markets

English Skill

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president
Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with
President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me
too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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